If music is to be the only reason the internet exists then I will be forever happy!

UNFRIENDED (First Draft)

I have a new weapon of sorts
To destroy digital creatures
Across their posts from space
My Unfriend Button I use to Nuke

I have warned these intruders
Passivity is as dangerous as sarcasm
So, death to the avatar too weak
Stupidity, is not a positional post

Thus, here I stand, finger curled to click
Ready to unfriend when threatened
A disappearing puff of digital dust
As I blow into its barrel and snout

Public Temptation

Am I not whom my pen professes to the masses in bytes?
Each kilobit layered chunks epicured from thought of heart?
or
Am I either pen or ink, staring at me in disbelief when
No one but Spitting Thought is my companion during spilling spells?
or
Am I just me, with a special talent to slay a dragon exposed
And know that its gut to online mouths is feed?
or
Alas, am I just me,
the emcee of inspiration?